8 Hilarious (And Totally Cringe-Worthy) Dad Jokes

With Father’s Day just a couple of days away, we want to make sure you really appreciate dad this year. And yes, that does include appreciating his dad jokes. We’re sharing our 8 favourite dad jokes. Who knows, maybe there’s one dad hasn’t heard yet?

You might have to say this joke out loud…

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY!

Okay, this one is kind of good

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 😂

An oldie but a goodie

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Heads up, this one is pretty fowl

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Are they taking reservations?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

You knew this joke would make on the list

“Dad, I’m hungry.”

“Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”

This joke’s a little cheesy

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

*Face palm*

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

And last but not least…

Milk is the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it.

Here’s to those jokes, dad!

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